Frank Skinner: “People are more accepting of transvestism than Catholicism.”
Mary Roach, science writer: “Nasal congestion is an erection of the nose”.
Grant Morrison, graphic novelist: “Superman is a socialist superhero”.
Reginald D Hunter: “Old people and middle-class people - if you scare the shit out of them, they vote”.
Tom Hollander: “Famous people don’t hear the word “no” enough.”
Antonia Fraser: “The preoccupation with class is the bad side of Englishness”.
Russell Howard: “If a comedian’s naughty joke is on the front page, there’s no news.”